You've Goat to be kidding! Goat Simulator Available In a Box. Down on the farm at Koch Media we have been awaiting the imminent delivery of the next big boxed farming inspired release. We are happy to announce today that Goat Simulator will be available in the UK. In a box. Still on PC only, goat fans who want that goaty keepsake will be able to purchase on 23rd May 2014. The fully edible* box contains all the point scoring goat destruction, Steam Workshop Support and bugs that are expected of the world's best-selling goat simulation game. You can be a goat. In a box.*The box is only edible to goats, you are not really a goat. Please do not eat the box. Click Images To Enlarge